in other news - brainrot. users may experience black mold inside cavities, nooks, crannies, overtaking its natural boundaries and stepping into any holes they may possess. users may also experience nagging thoughts of simultaneous self pity and aggrandizement. users would be wise to do anything at all, weather report indicates weather - which most users have yet to experience. some users report insect hives forming in their dwellings. do not be alarmed, the insect hives are part of the natural ecosystem of your room. parasitic fungi must be removed. some users also report incessant listlessness, trouble concentrating. rest assured, adequate stimulation will be provided to all users in order to maintain user engagement levels

in other news - death. some users may experience fear of death. users would be wise to do anything, really anything at all, fuck around and find out

user report 3749: "just a friendly user checking in here. going to blow my brains out. blow an xoxo to my egf for me. over and out. [it's over]"
said user is reported to now be a red stain. users may experience turning into red stains on occasion, but rest assured, most users report greatly looking forward to this process and are very happy to be there once it does happen.