My name is Hugh G. Rection. I often have sentimental dreams, but none of them are erotic. I want to hold hands with a cute girl, and make sure she feels warm on cold mornings. 47 years into my life, I am a virgin, and have never once been in an intimate relationship with a woman. My name is Hugh G. Rection, and I'm often idling around public spaces, staring at passers by as discreetly as I can manage. Large newspapers with which to eavesdrop have fallen out of style, but affected nonchalantness is in vogue. My name is Hugh G. Rection and I often like to sit under the shade of tall trees, and feel their bark and the sunshine slowly filtering in. My name is Hugh G. Rection, and I've got nowhere to be.
