things i saw on my walk today that i found humorous:

• BLM logo spray painted on a trash can for dog shit
• my fat dad in a pink polo t-shirt, jeans and loafers
• bald kid with a box of spread cheese and a toy gun sticking said gun right up to his temple
• an old bougie woman with a visor mask squinting because of the sunlight
• my dad's reaction to me telling him about sv3rige and how he drinks his girlfriend's breastmilk
• "that's disgusting"
• "yes, it is, and it's funny. point and laugh"
• "but, son, you do realize that she has to have been pregnant in order to lactate"
• "poor kid"